Hi. I’m Julie- the blond tornado that runs this blog.
We all could use some software patches, damn good anti-virus software, and maybe a memory upgrade. Life is a lot like managing a computer…or a blog.
Funny. That’s what I do in real life.
I help people stabilize their digital content. As for my own? It’s a total crap shoot.
It started out as a Mommy blog in 2007. I had no idea what I was doing. This will be obvious if you start at the beginning and read forward. I also compiled them into a book if you’re too lazy to click through 100 posts.
Today (but not necessarily tomorrow), this blog is about my attempts to update my life- change it, reflect on it, record it. It doesn’t have a niche– so I suck.
Since nobody really has anything unique or original on the Internet anymore, I figured I’d write about my life; it’ll never make me famous, but it’s a shoe-in that I’ll beat all the competition on Google for Julie DeNeen.
I’m known for my big hair and my big mouth.
I’d love to be known for having a big life too. Right now, big butt and hips and thighs is all I got.
Be prepared for brutal honesty, mildly inappropriate rantings, and a combination of Christian virtuosity and sarcastic rebellion.
Please read at your own risk. I am known as the blurter of indiscretions, the worst secret keeper ever, and an anti-diplomat (though I try hard to be nice). I take no responsibility for the fact that you have invited yourself to follow me, but I promise you- it is worth it. Maybe. And if you happen to know me in real life, you’ll probably realize that almost everyone who meets me ends up on here- so if you’re not cool with that, run. Now. Fast.
By the way, if you’re looking for “stuff” – like how awesome I am, where I’ve been published, famous people I’ve met (it’s 2 if you’re wondering), it’s all tucked away in the menu bar. I like to keep my page clean. You can thank me by subscribing.
For more information about the users on this blog, check out their photos.
I do have two books published on Amazon. I was new- had no idea what I was doing- just fyi. They aren’t Rowling. One’s a blog compilation– the other is a sorely depressing story that even I don’t want to read.